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Ivan Lian Jie Sheng
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THAT IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT
Sports, read, soccer
Nice tan
The Sun when its needed.
Money
If I like you, its your company.
The carrying out of a process called Slacking.
Nice music
Freedom to do anything i want
5 Aspiration. You guys made secondary school life memorable.

BUT THIS ISN'T
Rainy days when it shouldn't.
Being depressed.
Being lied to.
When I think too much.
left with no money.
my com when it lags.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008, 12:53 AM

Quick update:

Today's the first time trying out an auto car.

And I conclude that.... manual sucks. Auto is so much more fun. Its like go carts. I LOVE go carts. Manual's too much of a hassle. Well. Thats to me.

I want to go for another auto lesson again! Even though I completed everything required of a auto lesson already.

After the lesson, I went to FFT. No where else to go to kill 3 hours so heck, just go there and talk with everyone I see. Nah. I'm just kidding. I'm friendly but not that friendly.

And David's sick! The heart of the cafe. The one who makes sure everything runs smoothly. And he ain't there.

So work was kinda helping one another out. Washing the dishes, cleaning the wet plates, serving, taking orders, making drinks, taking cakes. More or less.

And there was this retarded old man who came and wanted 2 items.

He came in at 5 plus 6, walked around, looking at what we were doing.. ok, fine by me.

He came in again at 7 and did the same thing. *scratches head*

He then placed an order, a pasta and homemade toast for takeaway and to be collected at 9. Nothing wrong with that.

At 8.30, the phone rang and danielle answered. It was him again inquiring about his food. For the homemade toast, he didn't want the cheese to melt with the ham. Danielle told him that it can't be done since the ham would be hot and the cheese would definitely melt. Duh.

He asked about his pasta and danielle heard wrongly that it was done already. So he was quite pissed. Understandable. But it wasn't his in the end. He said he wanted to complain and write bad things about the cafe on the website. Be our guest.

At 8.45, he walked in and talked to sam about the cheese melting thingy. Sam was trying his best to explain but he was having trouble since he's foreign and all so I went over to help him.

ROM : Retarded Old Man

ROM: Can you not let the cheese melt for my sandwich?
Me: We can't sir, since the ham is hot, the cheese would definitely melt.
ROM: What if you let the ham cool first than put the cheese?
Me: We can do that, but your sandwich would be cold and that wouldn't be nice would it? (Dumb)
ROM: Nevermind... I go back and heat it up again. (If you're smart, you'll know what my next line would be)
Me: If you do that, sir, the cheese would still melt.
ROM: Nevermind... I go home my son sure take the cheese out and eat. (-__-)
Sam: Than we will pack the cheese separately for you sir.
ROM: Can that be done?! Ok. Thank you.

Simple. Just ask to pack it separately. I was wondering if he even had a brain.

Next, he went to stand where Lincoln was making his pasta and started making all kinds of strange requests like he wanted more of this and less of that, maybe more beef, more pasta.

Don't you know that the ingredients are all pre packed and measured accordingly?!

Lincoln explained that fact nicely to him.

Thats not the end of his retardedness. After he collected his food. He finally left the place and we thought that was the last that we'll see of him.

We were so wrong.

20 minutes later, he came back in and asked this question:

"Why the food like not cooked?" (Uses hands to feel the bottom of the bag)
"Not hot leh."

OMG. DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB.

EVEN A PRIMARY SCHOOL KID WILL KNOW THE ANSWER YOU MORON.

DUH! of cause it won't be hot already la! The food loses its heat after a period of time what. Retard.

Lincoln was still patient enough to explain SLOWLY to him. Even when he gets home, the food will still be cold and he'll still have to warm it up.

He gave a disgusted and a look of disbelief before walking out.

Than Lincoln came and complained to me.

Thats one of the kinds of customers we meet while working. God give them a brain.

I'm just damn tired.

And I wasn't looking forward to the long and lonely bus back today. Usually I don't mind.

Plus, she went to sleep already.

Crap. I just stoned on the bus.

"Radio is S.I.P (Sound, Immediate, Personal) and people listen to the radio for companionship"

How true is that.

The Muttons were a source to turn to at that time of need.

The walk home took 3 times longer than usual.

Not because I was held up by anything. I just felt like walking very very very slowly. Enjoy the silence of the night. Enjoy the peace. Enjoy the fact that there isn't anyone around but me. For most of the walk home that is.

Let my mind wonder. Think.

And there's something I don't get.

Monday, April 21, 2008, 3:21 PM

Its been a while~
I shouldn't have kept you waiting~

Guess I got this from where?!

Give up?

Its the britney spears song which I just heard on mtv. -_-

Nothing much happened. Thus the lack of updates.

Or stuffs that I shan't reveal. =x

Also the reason for the lack of updates.

I kinda miss school already. (I bet I'll say I want the holidays to come when school starts) It gets boring at times but sometimes I'm glad there ain't school just yet.

If you understand what I mean, good for you.

Came back after a match on sunday and after I showered, sitting myself down at the laptop, I saw this:

How cool is that. I have an exclamation mark on my hand!

And I went to show my mum, telling her I had something cool to show her.

I went like this, shut up (shows the mark).

Oh wells. I almost scored not once, not twice but thrice during the match. Damn it.

Capt says it was close, next week I'm going to score. Hope so. (;

And and... my uncle and I went to the capt's place to see the Champions League trophy! But my uncle doubts its real though. If not I wouldn't be looking at it up close and touching it.

Capt says its the very first Champions League trophy that Man United won. My uncle thinks its a replica of it. Its up to you to think if its genuine or not.

Went for ice cream with her today. Craving for ice cream. Been a while. (:

Wednesday, April 16, 2008, 11:57 PM

I just created a few blogs at one shot. But I'm just going to give you one.

www.lianzlyrics.blogspot.com

Its just a blog to just display the lyrics I wrote. See if you like the lyric or not.

Please tag if you've visited! TY! (:

12:25 AM

Shitty Day

ARGH!

Shitty shitty day.

Driving. Don't talk about it. Disappointed in myself. But I'm taking it as a lesson. I hope to learn from it.

Work. Wasn't THAT bad. By 9 we were clearing up and preparing for home. Usually we won't keep till 9.45 or even 10 plus.

And I had a god damned tummy ache when we were just about to leave. WTF. Can't it wait till I get home or something. Damn it. Not going into details.

And and, the Muttons have a new timing. I don't like it. period. Its too early. What am I going to listen to from 12 to 2?!

F.Y.I. I only listen to Muttons. Muttons or just music.

I'm updating my mum's company's website! With her products and stuffs. Check it out! http://www.play-n-learn.com.

Cheers. (:

Monday, April 14, 2008, 4:49 AM

This Love Is All I Need

Title: This Love Is All I Need
By: Ivan

-> Eyes on the skies,

the stars shine down,
how quickly time flies,
it ain't an empty town,
gazing into your eyes,
I'm assured,
the love in us never dies,
I'm assured,
you'll be there when I need you,
I promise,
I'll be there for you too,

oh baby baby,
how I'm glad I found you,
cause I knew,
you're the one for me,
you're the only one I see,
like a bed of roses you bloom,
like an angel you stood out,
how you chase away the gloom,
you're the one I can't live without,
you're always on my mind,
we're two of the same kind,
hearts entwined,
you're the one I've been trying to find,
this love is all I need,
this I concede,
this love is all that I want,

wishing that forever would stay,
you'll be there come what may,
wishing that I could see you everyday,
in any possible way,
I was a ship lost in the ocean but you called me to bay,
oh baby, you're the best part of my day,
this I say,
my words all true,
this I say,
I love you,

oh baby baby,
how I'm glad I found you,
cause I knew,
you're the one for me,
you're the only one I see,
like a bed of roses you bloom,
like an angel you stood out,
how you chase away the gloom,
you're the one I can't live without,
you're always on my mind,
we're two of the same kind,
hearts entwined,
you're the one I've been trying to find,
this love is all I need,
this I concede,
this love is all that I want,

this love is all I need, (all I need)
you're all that I see, (all that I see)
this love is all that I want, (all I want)
my love for you's ocean deep, (ocean deep)
never ending, (never ending)
never dying,
baby,
You gave me a reason to smile,
its you thats the reason.<-

Written from the heart. (;

Wednesday, April 09, 2008, 10:41 PM

The Curse Of Love

Title: The Curse Of Love
By: Ivan

->To love we're drinking,
I'm a ship in the ocean, its sinking,
I wake up every morning thinking,
do you love me like you did yesterday,
that's all that you'll have to say,
I hope you know it'll make my day,
your love's whats keeping me at bay,
I'll never be led astray,
you're the one I think about everyday,
when you're not here, my life's in disarray,
how I pray silently that forever you'll stay,
here in my heart, nothing can replace you,
my feelings for you ever so true,
that, I hope you knew,
never once did my thoughts not contain you,
you stuck on my mind like an addiction,
I tell you this with such conviction,

The curse of love's part of life,
sometimes it cuts you like a knife,
thoughts tend to wander freely,
it asks questions, some starts with really?
how the heart holds one so dearly,
I can't imagine the days without you,
I only think of the times I spent with you,
if you question this, don't, cause its all true,
for the lovebirds,
the joy in three simple words,
it gives you wings,
it takes you to the skies,
over the clouds the soul flies,
reach for the stars, it ain't impossible,
with love, any thing's possible,

At times you can be a mystery,
at times I feel as if we're history,
but at times you assure me of your love,
you send them on a beautiful pair of doves,
you say those words and bring me back down,
what goes around comes around,
how quickly I fall, back to the ground,
we're in a crowd, but no one makes a sound,
how quickly those moments pass,
I just want that moments to last,
trying to get it back, a net to cast,
a mind on the waters, a hand on the mast,
in an instant its back to thinking,
a distress call, the ship's still sinking,

The curse of love's part of life,
sometimes it cuts you like a knife,
thoughts tend to wander freely,
it asks questions, some starts with really?
how the heart holds one so dearly,
I can't imagine the days without you,
I only think of the times I spent with you,
if you question this, don't, cause its all true,
for the lovebirds,
the joy in three simple words,
it gives you wings,
it takes you to the skies,
over the clouds the soul flies,
reach for the stars, it ain't impossible,
with love, any thing's possible,

why can't loving you be so simple,
a loving smile, a cute dimple,
just the both of us, lost to the world,
we'll sit and just watch the leaves swirl,
oh, do you know how much I love you girl,
we'll lie under the stars,
forgetting everything, even the scars,
gazing into each other's eyes,
the love in us never dies,
lying in each other's arms,
lost to everything, how much your eyes charms,
hear the constant beats of the heart,
if my life's a play, you play an important part,
lets just enjoy each other's company now,
don't question, don't ask how,
we'll smear ice cream on our faces for the fun of it,
we'll scream during movies until they'll evacuate us from our seats,
we'll have so much fun till we don't want it to end,
heaven had me thinking you were god-sent,
how I wish this could all be true,
I've got a simple question for you,
If I suddenly left this world, what would you do,<-

Its damn long ain't it. Ahhh.. Can't hep it.

5:53 AM

Hear The Cries

From my previous post, I said I was going to write something. Well, here goes...

Title: Hear The Cries
By: Ivan

->A sound of a newborn wailing,
but one knows, life ain't smooth sailing,
he lies in his mother's arms for the first time,
he tries the art of the mime,
he copies his mother's smile by showing his,
what joy that smile gave, that's life as it is,
but its full of strange and dark twists,
hide the child under the unwanted glares,
shield him from the constant stares,
he ventures out as much as he dares,
but he knows, all his mother does is cares,
all the experiences she's willing to share,

its a cycle,
its a life cycle,
a baby's born,
hear the cries,
he live his life,
its full of twists,
its full of turns,
he finds out how easy it is to get burned,
his chances spurned,
his falls sick,
there ain't a cure,
there ain't a soul so pure,
he finally dies,
hear the cries,

she teaches him how to play fair,
the way of life, its wrong to swear,
he should never ever compare,
how she leads him, a life to prepare,
how to pick himself up when in despair,
she gets him aiming,aim to be a millionaire,
she even teaches him the meaning of solitaire,
where one has to be on the game,
making the moves never the same,
learning not just to be anyone but one that makes a difference,
from the term, we learn how to make an inference,
He grows up, living life to the fullest,
how he lives his life, oh so modest,
his mother's words still ringing in his ear,
that's the purpose, it was to hear,
all that she had to teach,
of all the times she had to preach,

its a cycle,
its a life cycle,
a baby's born,
hear the cries,
he live his life,
its full of twists,
its full of turns,
he finds out how easy it is to get burned,
his chances spurned,
his falls sick,
there ain't a cure,
there ain't a soul so pure,
he finally dies,
hear the cries,

he ages, his life full of ups and downs,
he takes ages to count the number of frowns,
the stage has been cleared, its empty,
its time, the time's come to cross the gantry,
how his death have been so impending,
twist after twist, the story has to have an ending,
his life flashes before his very eyes,
he breathes his last, he finally dies,
hear the cries, <-

Again, its damn bloody random. I'm like writing random lyrics now. -_-

NIGHTS! I'm off to bed. Take a look at the time of the post. -_- x2.

4:53 AM

Talk

I had a long chat with my uncle just before and during the match. He's overseas for 3 days, working. I seriously learn alot from him, about his life experiences, his work (he works as a brand manager), about life. We talked about our family, and lead to the company my grandfather set up from scratch.

Special Products Pte Ltd.

Heard of it before? Trying to recall where you saw it? Try guessing the tissue box or toilet paper.

Now its in shambles no thanks to poor management.

How I wished I had the resources to rebuild up what my grandfather sweat his blood and life on it. Imagine the company you built from scratch and watch it grow, reaching the biggest hypermarket shelves and selling like donuts from donut factory. After which you pass down and watch it crumble faster than you can say "Special sells the best tissue in the land".

How I wish I could.

I was right on one thing today, I was able to drive on the main road for the first time!

A step forward to my license.

Going on the main road meant one thing. MORE SPEED. Phew. Finally. No more tortoisey speed. I was able to hit the 50 km/hr mark. For a short while that is.

I'm tempted to write another lyric. But it ain't going to be a happy one. Cause I don't feel like writing a happy one right this instant.

Give me something to smile about.

Edited: To my blur readers (no pun intended) who don't understand the lyric The Evil Dollar, its basically about how much evil money can bring about. What people would do just for money. Thus the name evil dollar. I kinda like the child part, where his prize possession is his only button on his shirt. Did you see it? I meant to write in a way that you can feel what the child might feel. oh wells. If you still don't understand, you can ask me. Cheers.

4:46 AM

Liverpool Arsenal

I was watching the Liverpool Arsenal game. Just ended. It was a hell of a roller coaster ride for the Arsenal fans.

They took the lead.

Lost it.

Came back level.

Lost it.

Twist after twist, the story had to have an ending. (this line gives me an inspiration for another lyric -_- )

A mesmerizing run from Walcott from deep inside his own half, he brought the ball all the way to the penalty box, skipping past not one, not two, not three, not four, not five but six arsenal players like they were trees in a park and laid the ball off for Ade to score. Brilliant. That run itself earned Arsenal the match even if they played below par. Simply breath-taking.

But like life, there's a twist. Not long after, or should I say a few seconds later, Liverpool won a penalty. Heart-break for the arsenal fans after watching their team claw back to level. And that was within the last 10mins of the game mind you.

Gerrard scored the penalty.

Liverpool added a 4th in injury time.

They're through.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008, 1:31 AM

Rant

This is a rant. Its a vent of boredom. It may bore you to death. It may make you jealous as hell.

Its funny how at one point of time I was hoping that school would end faster and welcome the holidays.

Now its the other way round. Mainly cause I'm BORED as hell. That could be a reason. *ponders*

I miss Omar's Can Can Sotong class.

Now that Mediacorp's over, I have nothing concerning school till the 2nd of May. Sounds like heaven?

It gets kinda boring when all your friends are at school while you're having holidays and vice versa. ohhh wells.

There's driving tomorrow and I'm finally able to head to the roads with my PDL in hand. Finally! I'm able to drive above the 20km/hr super duper tortoisy snail speed in the circuit. I just pray it ain't the same instructor. I'll kill myself. Stupid baldy.

I fear the prospect of driving on the real roads too. What if I slip up? What if my car stalls. That would be so embarrassing. What if I hit another car? What if I get into an accident?

Alot of what ifs.

I just think too much.

And. That damned charles is nowhere to be seen when he's supposed to be here. Yet to show him what I've done. Ass.

Guess what. If you're free tomorrow between 2.35pm and 5.30pm, if you want to meet me, I'm damn bloody free. 3 god damned hours between the end of my driving lesson till work. WTF. and no. its not where's the food. I think I shall just go work 3 hours early and slack. I've got no one to blame but myself. damn it.

I think I should spend my time trying out the internet marketing now. It may make me thousands. hmm.. *starts dreaming* ok. I'm going to start. I bet I'll procrastinate. shit.

12:08 AM

The Evil Dollar

As I said, the one I wrote below, Facade is random.

however, Charles and I decided to do on a topic. The Evil Dollar.

What can you infer?

Well, here goes, *cracks fingers*

Title: The Evil Dollar

A thousand bombs are dropping down,
they're dropping all around,
going off at the nearest towns,
hear the beating heart beats fading,
the bombs continue cascading,
leveling the ground till its nothing but flat,
every thing's gone, down to the last rat,
but what purpose calls for this,
its the dollar, screams those that still exists,
take it by the collar,
hear the holler,
the sound of the evil dollar, (x2)

a child cries are heard loud and clear,
he's living his life in fear,
ask yourselves is this fair?
do you really even care?
how he wishes for a bit of your life to share,
wishing as much as he dare,
as much as he hates to admit,
he would give his prized possession for it,
he reaches for his only button on his shirt,
keep it safe, he gives it, his hands covered in dirt,
evil itself has been outdone,
tell me, what justice is being done,
a second passes, another father loses a son,
but hear the orders, the war has barely begun,
the killing goes on like there's no tomorrow,
all it does is leave a trail of sorrows,

A thousand bombs are dropping down,
they're dropping all around,
going off at the nearest towns,
hear the beating heart beats fading,
the bombs continue cascading,
leveling the ground till its nothing but flat,
every thing's gone, down to the last rat,
but what purpose calls for this,
its the dollar, screams those that still exists,
take it by the collar,
hear the holler,
the sound of the evil dollar,

you turn on the news and there's only one story,
its all about how the country's fighting for glory,
but what glory is there by killing the innocent,
you can't even find an official thats half decent,
tell me whats all this fighting over oil,
why can't they just play fair and share the spoils,
a child cries over his loved one gone forever,
never coming back at all, highlight the word never,
the name of the game's greed,
nothing is spared, not even a growing seed,
hear the cries, hear the sadness of the dead,
they can't believe what they died for, what's being said,
how they died for the simplest of things,
what the evil dollar really brings,

A thousand bombs are dropping down,
they're dropping all around,
going off at the nearest towns,
hear the beating heart beats fading,
the bombs continue cascading,
leveling the ground till its nothing but flat,
every thing's gone, down to the last rat,
but what purpose calls for this,
its the dollar, screams those that still exists,
take it by the collar,
hear the holler,
the sound of the evil dollar,

the sound of the evil dollar,
hear the holler,

Monday, April 07, 2008, 8:34 PM

Facade

NOTE: This is random.

I wrote this, out of inspiration from friends. Life story see.

Title: Facade
By: Ivan

->He goes about with a smile on his face,
people think its a promising life he chase,
he goes about appearing happy and trouble free,
it seems nothing in life would disagree,

how appearances can be deceiving,
how he got people believing,
but like in every story, there's a twist,
he only justs hides it behind a mist,
a smile can change a look,
but a look further you took,
and you'll start to learn,
how his soul has crashed and burn,
there are always two sides of a coin,
but what happens if you take them to join,
a piece of advice, hold on tight,
cause you're in for a roller coaster ride,
his life passes by you in a sight,
you'll see of the pain he went through,
of the statements in life so true,
or the answers he only wished he knew,
if the times spent were just wasted,
or the blood from his heart he tasted,
was real, (real)

his smile hides the sorrows deep inside,
his laugh hides the pain of the times he cried,
every thing's all a facade, just a lie,
how he wished it was the time to die,
when all troubles would come to an end,
no more that he needs to pretend,
nor funerals he has to attend,
for they would be at his,
in life as it is,
there ain't such a thing as eternal bliss,
look at how they bid a farewell kiss,
it ain't worth their time,
nor any of their miserable dimes,
they don't even care,
it was like he wasn't even there,
he regrets pouring out his feelings to share,
now he's left broken,
the words have been spoken,
take a seat, bear the heat,
listen, as the devil reads the creed,
his life bears no meaning already,
take his hands, hold it steady,
it may be the last you'll ever see of him,
how a smile turns into a face so grim, <-

A bit too long ain't it.

Again, this is a random lyric.

Friday, April 04, 2008, 12:57 AM

FFT

W.T.F

I learned a new term for this thanks to the Muttons.

Guess what it is?

C'mon. Give it a guess...

Give up?

No its not what the fuck.

Give up?!

how bout now?

Its........

WHERE'S THE FOOD?!

I burst out laughing when he said that. Justin. The one who always finds food.

Ok. Thats over. Next.

I didn't mention yet but on Tuesday, there were a few people who came to FFT to sing. Live music. Crowded like hell.

You can't see it here, but it was packed as hell.

Taken with the staff of FFT and the singers/band

Ok. That wasn't what I wanted to tell you. Its coming.

Just before the last song, which was an encore, this guy, the friends of the band went up to sing I Do (Cherish You) by 98 Degrees [heard before?] which followed by a declaration of his love for his girlfriend sitting right infront of him.

He talked about the love he had for her, the 2 amazing years he had with her.

Then, he snapped his fingers and the band member behind him promptly whipped out a ring box and passed it to him.

Guess what he did next.

If you can't get it right, you might as well go jump down a building or something. I'm just kidding! I don't want to be responsible for your death.

Ok, back to the story. He took the mic off the stand and went on his knees in front of her.

"(her name's cheryl) cheryl, will you, marry me?"

and all went quiet in the small but crowded cafe.

Pauses.

Silence.

Say something will you.

He than said, " Say something!"

Did she say no?

NO.

She said, "YES!"

and she was crying from the moment he went on his knees.

Loud cheers and claps followed after that word.

Not done yet. The crowd quickly chanted "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" which they gladly obliged.

How sweet.

First proposal in FFT.

Ok. That's the end of the story. Its the beginning of theirs. Congratulations to them whoever they are.

P.S. I couldn't help but wonder how their anniversary would be like. Do people actually celebrate proposal anniversaries in the first place?

You know why? Cause it happened on the FIRST OF APRIL. April Fool falls on that day too if you have lost track of time.

Yeah.

Go figure.

Imagine...

"Honey we're going to Hawaii to celebrate!"
"REALLY?! Oh my god!"
"Nah. Just kidding. HAPPY APRIL'S FOOL DAY!"

And promptly gets slapped in the face plus a week of cold war. -_-

Ok. Thats all.

If this is your first post you are reading, I strongly suggest you head to the April 1st post where Muhaimin gets punked real bad. *evil laughter*

Wednesday, April 02, 2008, 1:46 AM

Finally!

I've been waiting for this day for ages, since it displayed 500+ other requests.

If you still have no clue of where this is from, you must either be a mountain tortoise or a internet noob (if you are, please go back into hiding), its taken from Facebook.

I've got one word. LOL.

Tell me who else has this.

I know I know... i bet you're thinking:

"What the hell."

"You got nothing better to do ar?!"

"Go jump off a building, it'll probably be more amusing than that. (Really?!)"

But heck, it amuses me. So I don't give a damn. peace.

12:31 AM

APRIL FOOL!

1st APRIL.

A new month.

4 months into 2008. 4 MONTHS!

what.the.hell.

that's damn bloody fast. too fast.

but. 1st April also has a significance for people who wants a day devoted to tricking other people and getting away with it scott free. Today's the day. *evil laughter*

First, it was Rachel Tan from temasek..

(12:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	eh
(12:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	i in hospital..
(12:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	come visit k
(12:21 AM) `tanny Ch:	EHS?!?!?!
(12:21 AM) `tanny Ch:	u serious???
(12:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	glen eagles
(12:21 AM) `tanny Ch:	ehs...u serious ahs??
(12:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	come visit...
(12:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	i v bored.
(12:22 AM) `tanny Ch:	but these few days i quite busy =x
(12:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	tv no show one
(12:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	huh..
(12:22 AM) `tanny Ch:	but u got ur laptop with u?
(12:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	busy till cannot visit me in hospital
(12:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	bring mah
(12:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	hahah
(12:22 AM) `tanny Ch:	nono..cos i got concert on thurs and fri.
(12:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	ohh..
(12:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	sighh
(12:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	dowan visit me..
(12:22 AM) `tanny Ch:	wad happened?
(12:22 AM) `tanny Ch:	no lars. i wann see u lors
(12:23 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	my lung got problem..
(12:23 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	than got admitted
(12:23 AM) `tanny Ch:	when can leave?
(12:23 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	they say may..
(12:23 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	ard there
(12:24 AM) `tanny Ch:	so long!! one month leis!
(12:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	not sure of the date
(12:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	yeah..
(12:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	serious case i guess
(12:24 AM) `tanny Ch:	okie okie..i ask soh go with me.....
(12:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	when!
(12:24 AM) `tanny Ch:	wad ward? wad room wa bed?
(12:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	ward b
(12:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	room 1245
(12:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	eh..
(12:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	u really askin soh?
(12:25 AM) `tanny Ch:	yuppie. why?
(12:25 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	ask alr?
(12:25 AM) `tanny Ch:	haven
(12:25 AM) `tanny Ch:	why?
(12:25 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	ohh
(12:25 AM) `tanny Ch:	she slping liao
(12:25 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	APRIL FOOL!
(12:25 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	HAHAHHAAH
(12:25 AM) `tanny Ch:	waloa
(12:25 AM) `tanny Ch:	kns
(12:25 AM) `tanny Ch:	stupid. make me worried
(12:27 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	heheee

NEXT VICTIM. *evil grins*

Elaine! also from temasek.

(12:30 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

eh elaine

(12:30 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

long time no talk..

(12:31 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

(12:31 AM) with you<3:

whatsupppppppppp!

(12:31 AM) with you<3:

: D

(12:31 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahah

(12:31 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i in hospital leh.

(12:31 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

come visit

(12:36 AM) with you<3:

WHAT

(12:36 AM) with you<3:

now?

(12:36 AM) with you<3:

what happened?

(12:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

yeahh

(12:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

lung problem..

(12:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

come visit ar

(12:36 AM) with you<3:

huh? why?

(12:36 AM) with you<3:

as in wht happen why suddenly got that

(12:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

donno

(12:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

suddenly

(12:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

than admitted

(12:37 AM) with you<3:

omg are you in hospital now

(12:37 AM) with you<3:

eh can come online one ah

(12:37 AM) with you<3:

i didnt knw quite cool

(12:37 AM) with you<3:

EH ARE YOU OKAY NOW

(12:37 AM) with you<3:

but why did you like faint or wht

(12:37 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i bring my lappy

(12:37 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahah

(12:37 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

nahh

(12:37 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

just pain

(12:37 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

than admitted

(12:38 AM) with you<3:

omg damn scary

(12:39 AM) with you<3:

wht did the doc say

(12:39 AM) with you<3:

when are you staying till?

(12:39 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

if admitted later life may b in danger

(12:39 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

may i think

(12:39 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

donno

(12:40 AM) with you<3:

omggggggggggg

(12:40 AM) with you<3:

damn scary

(12:40 AM) with you<3:

which hospital are you in

(12:40 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

come visit leh

(12:40 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i bored

(12:40 AM) with you<3:

AND ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING NOW

(12:40 AM) with you<3:

STILL ONLINE

(12:40 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

glen eagles

(12:40 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

bored mah

(12:40 AM) with you<3:

what are the nurses doing man

(12:40 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

haha

(12:40 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

slackin..

(12:40 AM) with you<3:

where on earth is that

(12:40 AM) with you<3:

when you staying until?

(12:41 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

huh..

(12:41 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

may

(12:41 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i thought u ask alr

(12:41 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

haha

(12:41 AM) with you<3:

SO LONG

(12:41 AM) with you<3:

oh whopps

(12:41 AM) with you<3:

omg serious

(12:41 AM) with you<3:

wl damn scary

(12:41 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahah

(12:41 AM) with you<3:

wheres your hospital

(12:41 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

y scary eh..

(12:41 AM) with you<3:

and wht do you do there everyday man

(12:41 AM) with you<3:

yah la

(12:41 AM) with you<3:>

why ah

(12:42 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	its near botanical gardens
(12:42 AM) with you<3:	WL EH

(12:42 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

haha

(12:42 AM) with you<3:

howcome so far!

(12:42 AM) with you<3:

SIAO

(12:42 AM)

with you<3>

(12:43 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

what thing far

(12:43 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

aiyer

(12:43 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

distance far meh

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

botanic garden is like far!

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

yes far

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

and i dont knw where it is

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

haha

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

see how first

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

msg me the place and ward

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

see if i can go then i MIGHT go

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

(12:44 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

eeeyer

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

niahha

(12:44 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

might only.

(12:44 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

u good

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

might

(12:44 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

sad

(12:44 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

(12:44 AM) with you<3:

lol

(12:44 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

might

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i MIGHT die

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

and u MIGHT visit

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

how nice

(12:45 AM) with you<3:

haha you wont die la please

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

(12:45 AM) with you<3:

but why suddenly pain

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

life and death eh!

(12:45 AM) with you<3:

do you breathe in lots of smoke?

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i also donno

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

aiyer

(12:45 AM) with you<3:

aiye i also dont knw how to go there

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

dowan talk to u alr

(12:45 AM) with you<3:

you msg me ah!

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

u good.

(12:45 AM) with you<3:

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

u good..

(12:45 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahah

(12:45 AM) with you<3:

haha

(12:45 AM) with you<3:

okay i'll go if i have the time okay?

(12:46 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

fine..

(12:46 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahah

(12:46 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

eh..

(12:46 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

today what date?!

(12:46 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i lost track of time..

(12:46 AM) with you<3:

tmr got cca wed got tuition thursday might be free fri got f&n

(12:46 AM) with you<3:

yeah man

(12:46 AM) with you<3:

hahah

(12:46 AM) with you<3:

today's 31 march

(12:46 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

sure?!

(12:46 AM) with you<3:

after 12 is 1 april

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

isnt it 12 alr

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

omg youre gna stay for like one more month?!

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

yup

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

so its 1st alr

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

today april

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

so fast..

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

wl crazy banana

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

wht shit do you do there man

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

so bored

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

umm

(12:47 AM)

with you<3>

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i talk to pple

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

and the bed

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i play play

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

lol so sad ah

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

hahah with?

(12:47 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

the bed lor

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

HAHAHAHHA

(12:47 AM) with you<3:

damn sad

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

k anw im so so sorry

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

but ive gotta go

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

wait

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

i need to sleepppppppppp

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

yup

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

before u go

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i got smth to tell u

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

what

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

what

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

what

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

what

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

what

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

what

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

what

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

yes ah lian

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

((:

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

HAHAHHHAA

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT!

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

HAHAH THANKS A MILLION

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

and

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

im gna like scare the shit out of everyone tmr

(12:48 AM) with you<3:

hahahah

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i was kiddin all along

(12:48 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

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(12:49 AM) with you<3:

happy april

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

IDIOT!

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

YOU IDIOT

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

HHAHAHAHHA

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

YOU STUPID NEHNEH

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

OMG I HATE YOU

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

HAHAHAHHA

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

awww

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

WL EH

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i got u

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

real good

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

wuahahahhaha

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

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(12:49 AM) with you<3:

TO THINK THAT I ACTUALLY BELIEVED YOU

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

OMG

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

YOU NEH

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

awwww

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

heheee

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

wuahahhaha

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

so funny

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

hahhaha

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

wl eh!

(12:49 AM) with you<3:

i was so scared for you la please

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

u still donnoe ar?!

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

i ask u for the date

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

still donno

(12:49 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahahhaha

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

haha i forgot!

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

andandand THAT WAS SOME SHIT HOSPITAL YOU MADE UP RIGHT

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

hahah omg im so smart

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

nope

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

there's really such a hospital

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahahaha

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

eh really got

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

hahah

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

shit.

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

duh!

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahahha

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

dumbass

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

WLEH YOU

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

now u can slp

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

shit la!

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hahahaha

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

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(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

soooooooooooooo funny

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

NOW I CANT SLEEP

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

i feel so damn cheated of my feelings okay

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

awww

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

omg damn irritating.

(12:50 AM) with you<3:

AHHHHH YOU NEH

(12:50 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

heheeee

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

angry ar

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

awww

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

hahahhaha!

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

sorry elaine..

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

hehee

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

wuahahahha

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

nehnehneh

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

so funny

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

hahah irritating

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY!

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

omg i really believed you okay!

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

u got punked.

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

hur!

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

heh

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

k im going to get my beauty sleep

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

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(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

YOU NEHNEHPOKE

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

good nights

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

hahhaha!

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

wuahahhaa

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

goodnight

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

tmr go prank pple!

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE HOSPITAL

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

yeah!

(12:51 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

tmr come ok

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

yes i definitely will!

(12:51 AM) with you<3:

hahahhah

(12:52 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:

(12:52 AM) with you<3:

goodnight!

THE BEST YET, MUHAIMIN. HAHAHA..

(3:07 AM) pen: LOL:	IVAN!!!
(3:18 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	sup?
(3:18 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	sry
(3:18 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	went to toilet
(3:18 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	i in hospital sia
(3:18 AM) pen: LOL:	huh? wat u mean?
(3:18 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	i got admitted in today..
(3:18 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	just now..
(3:19 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	my lung got problem..
(3:19 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	than got difficulty breathin
(3:19 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	but now better
(3:19 AM) pen: LOL:	oh man.. which hospital??
(3:19 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	gleneagles..
(3:19 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	they say maybe gotta stay a few weeks..
(3:19 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	damn borin sia
(3:20 AM) pen: LOL:	eh.. then when u can go home?
(3:20 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	donno
(3:20 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	they say gotta stay under observation
(3:20 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	eh help me do mediacorp mcq
(3:20 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	haha.
(3:21 AM) pen: LOL:	lol... where the hell is gleneagle?
(3:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	oh
(3:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	near botanical gardens
(3:21 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	next to it..
(3:22 AM) pen: LOL:	ohhh..
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	want come visit?
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	ward b
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	room 1242
(3:22 AM) pen: LOL:	haha... if im free tmr i'll come...
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	ok..
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	eh
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	really borin
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	no sports channel
(3:22 AM) pen: LOL:	lol....
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	i need entertainment
(3:22 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	hahaha
(3:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	oh yah..
(3:24 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	today april already right?
(3:31 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	damn fast sia..
(3:32 AM) pen: LOL:	wats fast?
(3:32 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	the months..
(3:32 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	4th month into the year
(3:32 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	we got another 8 more mths
(3:32 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	than next yr
(3:32 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	-_-
(3:32 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	and
(3:32 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
(3:33 AM) pen: LOL:	FUCK YOU IVAN!!!
(3:33 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	HAHAHAHA
(3:33 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	" src="./Images/MsgPlus_Img0670.png">
(3:33 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	fandi didn't get tricked
(3:33 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	u got punked
(3:33 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	the camera's there there and there
(3:34 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	points around
(3:34 AM) pen: LOL:	fuck u la
(3:34 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	hahahah
(3:34 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	dont tell me u got tricked alr
(3:35 AM) pen: LOL:	no... i tricked my frens already but i never thot i kena trick sia
(3:35 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	hahaha
(3:35 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	damn funny
(3:35 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	u didnt realise ar?!
(3:35 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	and i thought u were smart.
(3:35 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	heh.
(3:35 AM) pen: LOL:	fuck man
(3:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	actually suzette fandi and me wanted to trick u
(3:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	but u werent here just nw
(3:36 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	than they left alr
(3:36 AM) pen: LOL:	ohh... ass laaa
(3:37 AM) pen: LOL:	wah lao
(3:37 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	heh..
(3:37 AM) pen: LOL:	cant believe it
(3:37 AM) pen: LOL:	damn...
(3:37 AM) [ £ ﭐ ǻ ŋ ][Şġאַ:	awww..
(3:37 AM) pen: LOL:	i kena trick by an ass

If you survived till here, congrats. I'm looking at the scroll bar. Its damn freaking long.

A few more but these are the best yet.

but I've got another. I loved this. I planned this on the bus. To trick David, who's the head of Food For Thought, the chef cum boss.

I start work at 5.30.

I'll alight at the bus stop opposite Bugis Junction (don't stalk me) most of the time i head for work. But today, it was a little different. I messaged David when I alighted:

"Yo, sorry man. can't come in today."

Than i walked slowly, waiting for his reply.

he finally replied a few minutes later:

"Yo yo, if you really can't make it than you don't have to come.. but Jean (another chef) called in sick today so we're kinda short.anyway, what happened?"

Than i walked into the cafe, looking for him. He was sitting at the last table at the end of the cafe and using his phone.

And I walked up to him, stood infront of him and said "APRIL FOOL!!!"

I burst out laughing. His face expression was PRICELESS.

He said "Nice one. you got me real good.. The best one yet. Scare me la! I'll find a chance to get back at you."

Than he turned to Sam and told him what I was laughing so much about.

Siick.

Catch your breath. I'll post again later or something. cheers. (: